Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Dreams...

Two nights ago I had the strangest dream. Two market women drove into my car. As I was berating them for their reckless driving, one of the women said: “Ah, but you what’s wrong with you? Why are you upset, your car isn’t even nice. Look at the back.” At this I got so upset, felt so hurt, that I began bashing her with my handbag. Fortunately, I was woken up at this point, who knows how long the beating would’ve lasted otherwise. (In the dream I felt so genuinely hurt, I was furious, my mind clouded with rage).

What does this mean? Am I so in love with my old Volvo? Or am I just crazy? Which of the two would be better?

7 comments:

Nana Yaw Asiedu said...

Maya, Roger is long on looks, trust me. The worth of the dream might be in the little domestic (or shall I say, friendly fire)situation Roger was in.

Maya said...

Ha ha ha, yes, of course! As you can see, I'm not strong enough to blog about it yet. Still traumatised ;)

Kajsa Hallberg Adu said...

I also dreamt i beat someone up last night! We are probably repressed, so kind when daylight is shining...but when dark falls...

Nana Yaw Asiedu said...

Kajsa a modern-day vampire? lol

posekyere said...

Hi Maya,
There are three indicators that clearly point to the fact that you need to get rid of sir Roger and get a car with a curvacious backside.
1. MARKET.
2. THE UNWOMANLY BACKSIDE OF ROGER hence the women did not approve of it. Again which part of Roger did they bump unto?:the backside
3.THE HANDBAG BEING USED AS YOUR WEAPON.The only way to hit hard and win the war is by using the power of your handbag - the purse, the dough. Let the dough speak for you.The fury of spending your hard-earned dough is the trouble.

The two women are nothing more than the two opinions you have about Roger: sell Roger or hold Roger.
Bye.

Maya said...

Kajsa, I can't believe you've also been pounding on people! Shall we find a kickboxing class and let it all out, with screams for sound effects?

Maya said...

Posekyere,
I can't stop laughing as I read your comment, but upon looking over it I realise you are so right! Superb psychoanalysis of my crazy head. But how do I say goodbye to my darling Roger?

A company car is expected in the next month or two, hopefully that will be the end of such dreams...

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